The scientist walked up to God and said,
“God we’ve decided that we no longer need you.
We’re to the point that we can clone
people and do miraculous things,
so why don’t you just go and get lost.”
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man.
After the scientist was done talking, God said,
“Very Well, how about this?
Lets say we have a man making contest.”
To which the scientist replied, “Okay, great!”
But God added, “Now we’re going to do this just
like I did back in the old days with Adam.”
The scientist said, “Sure, no problem.”
And bent down and grabbed himself
a handful of dirt. God looked at him and said,
“No, no, no. You get your own dirt!”